What is this INCREDIBLE Tool? π©β¨
FurrTruth is your PERSONAL name-changing wizard that lets YOU decide how to rename ANYONE on the internet! Whether it's CROOKED politicians, FAILING billionaires, or that one TERRIBLE celebrity - you're in TOTAL control!
WARNING: May cause TREMENDOUS outbursts of giggles and PERFECT reality distortion!
π Your daily vaccine against the FAKE NEWS and BORING corporate monotony!
π« Proven to increase serotonin levels by 420% - MANY PEOPLE are saying it's TRUE!
AMAZING Features:
- YOU Choose The Names - NOBODY ELSE: Unlike other FAILING extensions that decide for you, YOU are the creative genius! Want to call someone "Lord Fluffington III"? We make it happen FAST!
- PERFECT Image Matching: Our TREMENDOUS, cat-powered algorithm matches personalities with the BEST cat images. See "Grumpy Cat" for those TERRIBLE billionaires!
- Quantum Cat Detectionβ’: Our PATENTED technology uses the GREATEST algorithm to detect names with 146% accuracy - NOBODY does it better!